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Avoraciopoctules
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nockermensch
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Old as fuck, but as Cynic said just said, maybe somebody never saw it:
@ @ Nockermensch
Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.
Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.
Fuck Russians, we've found Wolverine.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Avoraciopoctules
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Come see Sprockets & Serials
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game
Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
I've always wanted to run Expedition to the Barrier Peaks updated for 3.5, now I want to do so even more.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Avoraciopoctules
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RobbyPants
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Holy crap! Even just skimming that, that was insane. That has to have been cooked up by 12 to 14-year-olds, right? I used to think that sort of crap (infeasible, physically impossible crap, not the furry kind) when I was that age.Avoraciopoctules wrote:Source: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... genumber=1
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Welcome to the dark side of the internet. When you get a bunch of delusional people together they drive each other further down the rabbit hole of bugfuck insanity. Seriously Otherkin Utopian Micronation, it's the internet crazy equivalent to a Hieronymus Bosch painting.RobbyPants wrote:Holy crap! Even just skimming that, that was insane. That has to have been cooked up by 12 to 14-year-olds, right? I used to think that sort of crap (infeasible, physically impossible crap, not the furry kind) when I was that age.
I don't see what the problem is: their big plan is to go be crazy by themselves in the middle of nowhere. I wish all crazy people were that courteous.
And if their long term goals include Morvac transfers, more power to them. I mean, I wouldn't invest in that, any more than in cold fusion, but good luck anyway.
And if their long term goals include Morvac transfers, more power to them. I mean, I wouldn't invest in that, any more than in cold fusion, but good luck anyway.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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Avoraciopoctules
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Courteous enough to invade one of São Tomé's national parks and start shooting at people who come in without fursuits? The crazy goes further than you might think at first, second, or even third glance.fectin wrote:I don't see what the problem is: their big plan is to go be crazy by themselves in the middle of nowhere. I wish all crazy people were that courteous.
And if their long term goals include Morvac transfers, more power to them. I mean, I wouldn't invest in that, any more than in cold fusion, but good luck anyway.
Here's a macro more tradgame-related:
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...You Lost Me
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Oh... oh wow. I had no idea people would do that. Aluminum Sky is actually pretty funny.
DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.
Occupy Africa, man.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
How to Pick the Perfect Video Game
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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DSMatticus
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